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Confession

I love Gingers. I want to marry one and make little Blake Griffins.

(Source: anditwillbeshameless)

Sorry Mom.

Shit’s getting real. Blog makeover coming soon.

Her:  Remember when you called dibs on my first divorce?
TX:  Yeah, I've been counting on that for my retirement.
Her:  It might happen sooner than you planed.
TX:  You can retain me today for as little as a handle of whiskey and a giftcard to Brooks Brothers.
Her:  Brooks Brothers?
TX:  Next level Polo. Check it out, hasn't been rapped about it.
Her:  Oh that's why I've never heard of it.

Weird Day

4:50AM: Random text from unkown number saying, “Did you dream about me last night?” Not knowing who it was from and never wanting to burn any bridges I replied “Always. ;)”

Noon-30: Showed up to work 2 hours early.

3:15PM: Marriage proposal, from Gay Frenchmen wanting Green Card. Told him I’d think about it.

He came up to me and said “Be the best barista you can be. I wanna tell you a secret, I like you a latte.” Then he laughed.

It’s so exciting! I think I have a stalker.

Looks like i’ll be fat for summer.

(Source: dirty-bones)

He said he didn’t want a character or for me to tone myself down.

He told me to just be myself.

And all I could think was, “shit son.”

(Source: cellybabyy)

I have had yesterday and today off work so I’ve spent them in bed feeling like this! Can someone please cut to the part where I’m a rich bitch so I can do this all the time?

(Source: bellecs)

and you’re not a cheating man whore.

(Source: feel-free-and-comfy)

Looking back, Boise was a weird time in my life…